*Former* South Austinite. Geek. That one guy who is always one number off of most people’s memory dials.Tumblr (3.0; @hoarr)http://www.hoarr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K8I7pMnV1-4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://invisilirium.tumblr.com/post/17633640295/lol-hey-bryan-is-this-you" target="_blank">invisilirium</a></strong>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>lol Hey <strong><a href="http://hoarr.com/" target="_blank">Bryan</a></strong>, is this you? ;)</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Lies! Nobody can beat <em>Ranger X</em> in twenty nine minutes!!</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17635228785http://www.hoarr.com/post/17635228785Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:53:45 -0600also I love the SNESnot accurateherestothehalcyon: Just started watching Secretariat Guaranteed, I’m gonna cry. Aw, c’mon....http://www.hoarr.com/post/17634481752http://www.hoarr.com/post/17634481752Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:41:00 -0600making myself laugh since 1984<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EyARHscb8mU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://invisilirium.tumblr.com/post/17634101536/this-ones-for-bryan" target="_blank">invisilirium</a></strong>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>This one’s for Bryan.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>This video is amazingly done (<em>with my favorite shot happening at 3:23</em>), but the song by itself is perfect.</p> <p>Beautiful.</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17634267191http://www.hoarr.com/post/17634267191Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:37:00 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzd8oqxrSW1qktz0vo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.kgbcast.com/post/17609997920/happy-valentines-day-from-the-kgbcast-gavin" target="_blank">kgbcast</a></strong>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY from the KGBcast!</strong></em></p> <p><em><strong>- Gavin</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Check your local Redbox for our latest release! It’s pretty good, and the <a href="http://kayfabe.net/" target="_blank"><strong>Kayfabe</strong></a>/Taylor Lautner sex scene is pretty steamy*!</p> <p><em><small><strong>*Cleveland style</strong></small></em></p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17631894638http://www.hoarr.com/post/17631894638Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:55:28 -0600Thanks for reminding me what you feel like. I’d love to be able to sleep, though.http://www.hoarr.com/post/17596911092http://www.hoarr.com/post/17596911092Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:02:00 -0600life relatednon valentines day relatedgonna go watch Walking Deadleetotheum: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim directed several new Old Spice commercials starring...http://www.hoarr.com/post/17590029974http://www.hoarr.com/post/17590029974Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:27:49 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PvYP_d2S1Pg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Yup. These are insane.</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17589830071http://www.hoarr.com/post/17589830071Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:24:19 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5Ziwz5Ltn-w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m pretty sure that some ex-Adult Swim employees are the ones behind the recent Old Spice commercials.</p> <p>This is some live action <em>Aqua Teen Hunger Force</em> type shit here, son.</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17589648754http://www.hoarr.com/post/17589648754Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:21:00 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcvjdk6Kx1qzpw09o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://attackattack.tumblr.com/post/17576558820/dat-mean-moar-dan-4ever" target="_blank">attackattack</a></strong>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>DAT MEAN MOAR DAN 4EVER</em></p> </blockquote> <p>YAAAAYY</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17576597226http://www.hoarr.com/post/17576597226Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:50:37 -0600See, people. If you split your goddamn head open and get 35 motherfucking staples tacked into...http://www.hoarr.com/post/17490469550http://www.hoarr.com/post/17490469550Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:54:00 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/Df4oWkT01jfikqbefAPkB7r2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Warren" target="_blank">Adam Warren</a> (Dirty Pair) Draws KISS<br/></strong></p> <blockquote> <p><em>Drawing this illo brought back a poignant, late-’70s memory of my sister playing the ‘Destroyer’ LP over and over again…which is, as poignant as late-’70s memories go, a big improvement over recalling how my other sister played Barry Manilow LPs over and over again…</em></p> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17443919446http://www.hoarr.com/post/17443919446Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:41:23 -0600KISSGene SimmonsPaul StanleyPeter CrissAce FrehleyMy ideas. Let me share them.http://www.hoarr.com/post/17441032559http://www.hoarr.com/post/17441032559Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:49:58 -0600<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz89cxDflO1r62495o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stables with matching outfits is professional wrestling.</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17431088993http://www.hoarr.com/post/17431088993Sat, 11 Feb 2012 10:49:26 -0600 NO ONES DOES THIShttp://www.hoarr.com/post/17391178858http://www.hoarr.com/post/17391178858Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:54:30 -0600NO ONE DOES THISSHUT UP KURTISKGBcast #37: War is Over: The show’s format gets a bit of a shake-up as we handle weird news along...http://www.hoarr.com/post/17389912534http://www.hoarr.com/post/17389912534Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:32:11 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/B9tNGEt6rmE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.heyronblog.com/post/16586392035/nathan-barnatt-is-one-of-the-most-prolific-people" target="_blank">ronbabcock</a></strong>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Nathan Barnatt is one of the most prolific people I have ever met. Will you just watch this already? The shot at 3:45 is worth it alone.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>This is amazing. Nathan’s facial expressions at the end kill me everytime.</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17355757622http://www.hoarr.com/post/17355757622Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:42:44 -0600You’re drunk.http://www.hoarr.com/post/17352780438http://www.hoarr.com/post/17352780438Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:50:00 -0600point awarded to hoarr<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3kx0FpGq1qz73sdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kayfabe.net/post/17319512105/what-made-that-story-even-more-impressive-was-that" target="_blank">kayfabe</a></strong>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><a href="http://www.duelinganalogs.com/comic/tales-of-the-dragonborn/" target="_blank">What made that story even more impressive was that the Dragonborn is lactose intolerance.</a></em></p> </blockquote> <p>DED</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17352540357http://www.hoarr.com/post/17352540357Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:46:02 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3mogAkZu1qktz0vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17308716324http://www.hoarr.com/post/17308716324Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:06:31 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17296626686/KTN4ulCzShs9w6lyDqEE3Gsz&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Har Mar Superstar</strong> - <em>DUI</em></p> <p>How the hell did I miss the fact that Har Mar Superstar was going to be at the Mohawk tonight?</p> <p>Feeecccck!</p>http://www.hoarr.com/post/17296626686http://www.hoarr.com/post/17296626686Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:06:00 -0600austinlove this shitI KNOW I GOT MY OWN RINGTONE