December 25, 2008

The most fun thing about analytics? Seeing how people have arrived at your site.
Glad I could oblige. Probably not what they were looking for, though.
I had an old blog that would get at least a dozen hits a week with the phrase “tommy lee’s schlong”. To the disappointment of many, it was just a write-up on his crappy reality TV show and not gratuitous pictures of his legendary, massive member.
Also, thank you marjoree. You’ve inadvertantly made me taint my mother’s PC when I googled the phrase “penis wearing santa hat”. I sure hope that’s not saved in some history file on this machine.