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September 09, 2012

whenkissruledtheworld:

Paul Stanley - Super Rock Awards: KISS Collection Series [Fall 1979]
This photo was part of this strange article about a fantasy Dating Game with KISS called (wait-fer-it)…the KISS-ing Game! Here’s are some quick quips from the article:

“To begin with, Gene plans to ask the girls what their favorite food is. If they don’t say cooked beef tongue, he’ll feel disappointed. Gene will also ask if they like to fight — he loves to give girls a good licking!”
“It will be Ace’s turn next. He plans on asking the girls if they have their feet firmly planted on the ground. He is looking for them to say no. Ace wants to take the winner back to his home planet - Jendell!”
“Peter will get some time to ask his questions. He will want to know the favorite animal of the girls. Anyone who doesn’t say a cat will be out of luck. Peter will also ask if the girls knit, he loves to play with balls of wool!”
“Last but not least, it will be Paul’s turn. He will ask the girls if they’re into astronomy. He wants them to find the biggest star of them all — he doesn’t want theirs to outshine his.”

If you want to date the members of KISS, just remember that Ace firmly believes he’s an alien, Peter is obsessed with being a cat, Paul is self-conscious about being the prettiest, and Gene beats up women. Which member do you want to date!?
These articles are so silly.

I may have started another Tumblr project…

Paul Stanley - Super Rock Awards: KISS Collection Series [Fall 1979]

This photo was part of this strange article about a fantasy Dating Game with KISS called (wait-fer-it)…the KISS-ing Game! Here’s are some quick quips from the article:

“To begin with, Gene plans to ask the girls what their favorite food is. If they don’t say cooked beef tongue, he’ll feel disappointed. Gene will also ask if they like to fight — he loves to give girls a good licking!”

“It will be Ace’s turn next. He plans on asking the girls if they have their feet firmly planted on the ground. He is looking for them to say no. Ace wants to take the winner back to his home planet - Jendell!”

“Peter will get some time to ask his questions. He will want to know the favorite animal of the girls. Anyone who doesn’t say a cat will be out of luck. Peter will also ask if the girls knit, he loves to play with balls of wool!”

“Last but not least, it will be Paul’s turn. He will ask the girls if they’re into astronomy. He wants them to find the biggest star of them all — he doesn’t want theirs to outshine his.”

If you want to date the members of KISS, just remember that Ace firmly believes he’s an alien, Peter is obsessed with being a cat, Paul is self-conscious about being the prettiest, and Gene beats up women. Which member do you want to date!?

These articles are so silly.