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WWE’s Mick Foley to Appear Tomorrow Night on ABC’s Celebrity Wife Swap

Looks like Mama Foley’s Baby Boy is gonna be swapping wives with that underwear model from General Hospital! I’m sure the show will be entertaining, but the real gold comes from the ABC website where Mick’s wife Colette has this to say about her wrestler husband:

“Mick will go down in history as the world’s most thrifty and bling-less person in and out of the ring and never was one for the fast lane! What you see is NOT what you get. When I met him, it was the end of my successful modeling career in New York City and he was this rumpled, unkempt guy without a fashion care in the world. As a matter of fact, he still is that same guy today.

People take one look at him with his face mostly covered in hair, missing teeth, wrinkled T-shirt, incorrectly buttoned shirt and sweatpants and run in the other direction. But after just a couple of sentences out of Mick’s mouth, they’re pleasantly surprised by how kind, intelligent, charming, funny, and peaceful he actually is. He often jokes that his whole life has been about exceeding people’s low expectations of him”

Let’s face it — there’s nothing else happening on Tuesday nights, might as well sit back and watch the Foley family cause some ruckus for poor Mrs. Antonio Sabato Jr.

Bang, Bang!

(Source: droptoehold)