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quixotekid asked: I listened...you were tied 4 to 4 or 20 to 20 or however the shit they were keeping score, then I got called into a phone meeting! I don't know how it ended! What happened?

Me and that Anne chick went back and forth until the last round.  I was leading and things were looking good until I flubbed the question, “What’s the name of the bisexual trucker who normally calls in?”

I guessed “Rigger” and saw Dale get swept up with disappointment as he knew that the wrong answer took me back a couple of pegs.  Turns out Rigger is a crane operator, the answer was “Old Biddy”.

The next question was, “Who was the musician [Dale’s] daddy made fun of in highschool by calling him Ole Assface?”.

I buzzed in and completely choked.  I knew who it was.  I could see him in black-and-white singing “Pretty Woman”, but I just couldn’t find the words.

I hope Roy Orbison burns in hell for costing me 3 Day ACL Staff passes.