hoarr

Feb 14

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herestothehalcyon:

Just started watching Secretariat

Guaranteed, I’m gonna cry.

Aw, c’mon. Maggie Gyllenhaal’s nude scenes weren’t THAT bad.

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kgbcast:

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY from the KGBcast!

- Gavin

Check your local Redbox for our latest release! It’s pretty good, and the Kayfabe/Taylor Lautner sex scene is pretty steamy*!

*Cleveland style

Oh Hey, Massive Anxiety

Thanks for reminding me what you feel like.

I’d love to be able to sleep, though.

Feb 13

Response to Old Spice Post

leetotheum:

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim directed several new Old Spice commercials starring actor Terry Crews.^[6]

Thanks.

Taken straight from Wikipedia, footnote marker and all.

(Source: hoarr)

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attackattack:

DAT MEAN MOAR DAN 4EVER

YAAAAYY

Feb 12

marjoree asked: Beans for dinner, beans for breakfast, delicious! Coming up, beans for lunch. :) Thank you so much!!

See, people. If you split your goddamn head open and get 35 motherfucking staples tacked into yer skull, I might be nice enough to cook a pound of borracho beans for you.

I’m a good guy like that.