May 2011
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Watching Heavy on A&E
There’s a six hundred thirty-eight pound man that can’t even walk up three steps without having his ridiculously buff trainer holding him up. His weight has completely killed his social life, leaving him lonely and depressed with the only high point in his day being his trip to pick up a bag full of Wendy’s double cheeseburgers. Walking down to the end of the street has him to...
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April 2011
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Weird Feeling
To get an upsetting late night email from someone I consider to be a close friend, spend all night tossing and turning while crafting an open and honest response, and come to find out that said email was nothing more than a figment of my imagination.  I dreamt it.  It never existed.  I think I’m going crazy.
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Apr 17th
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Yeesh
I’m going to have to have a lady come over and help me decorate/feng shui the hell out of my new apartment.  With the addition of my two new couches and TV stand, I’m completely clueless as to the best way to optimize the space I’m given.  The worst part is that the fireplace cuts the living room in an angle, and it completely throws me off as to where everything should go. ...
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I Never Win Anything
Bingo.  Online Scrabble.  The 314 Million Dollar Powerball — my life sucks. Yet it seems that wherever I look, people are getting free shit all the time from doing practically nothing at all!  Recently, I had to deal the constant gloating from local-braggart Lacey over winning a free pizza from Austin’s Pizza.  Not only was I jealous over her incredible luck to be overly obsessive...
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Things That Freak Me Out
Face-Biting Spiders Spontaneous Combustion Seeing How Many Unique Hits I Get Daily Don’t know where this sudden rush of traffic stems from, but it’s nifty to see.  Also, it seems like things I’ve posted in the last month have completely overtaken anything from the last three years. Top three posts (currently): My SXSW Experience Returning After My Move to North Austin...
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