September 2010
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Five-year reunion for Hurricane Katrina Superdome survivors turns out to be a major flop as no one shows up. Gee, you think??
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The only thing I have to eat around this place is Mexican Vanilla ice cream from Amy’s. This is not a complaint, just an observation.
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Anonymous asked: How dare you call Lita a whore because of what she did to Matt Hardy! You don't know what went down between them!
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Phrase of the day: “terror babies” (babies born in the US from illegal immigrants). Oh, Texas Republicans, you so cra-zay!
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elizablr asked: If you haven't gone to sleep yet, it doesn't count as a hangover yet!
My brother is a graphic designer. Everything at the Deftones show tonight at the Bud Light Courtyard is designed by him. We’re both drunk.
Just Got Back From Deftones
By the second song, I lost my right shoe.
By the fifth song, I lost my right sock.
I managed to stay up front till the very end. My foot was completely trampled on during the melee and is now cut up and bloody due to the fact that I was too stubborn to leave the pit. After Chino left the stage and the night was done, I ended finding a loose right shoe to wear, but under intense inspection...
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Sacrifice to Ogun Slows Down Austin MetroRail →
Just another reason why I love Austin so much:
“MetroRail service was disrupted Monday morning after a package containing a cow tongue embedded with nails, a note and a photograph was found between the tracks in East Austin.”
“Public incidents elsewhere involving displays of beef tongues, sometimes with nails or photos, have been linked with Santería , a religion that combines...
"Watch Hot Sluts Drink Gallons of Cum"
Holy fuck, spam-filter!! Did you take the night off or something?
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*click*
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At work, I now have to talk to clients over the phone. Until today, I never realized how good I was with a country boy “GIT-GIT-GIT” accent.
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“I need to date a poor chick. I could probably get away with something like this...”
– Hoarr (trying to justify using a coupon on a date)
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They’re good coupons, dammit! The Iron Cactus isn’t cheap!
[via nickihebert]
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