July 2010
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
James Quall should play every character in the...
(via heartwipe) Him or Andy Serkis.  I’d watchsies.
Jul 1st
June 2010
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
Twitter Post
I dreamt last night that I was on the jury for the Laura Ashley Hall trial and that we found her not guilty. Creepy realistic dream too.
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
Jun 30th
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Oh me, oh my
marjoree: Prince’s side-eye makes me smile. (gif via) I’m sorry, I’m laughing at the man with look of confused amazement right behind His Royal Badness. Also, this:
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
Twitter Post
$5 @PUNCHcomedy show tonight at Cap City — You people can handle a bit of rain, can’t ya? Matt Bearden, JR Brow, Mike MacRae; fun galore!
Jun 29th
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Woke up from a nap to discover that I am expected to be at Dog and Duck Pub in an half hour. I could go for some pub grub. Perfect Timing!
Jun 29th
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If your movie trailer has Pink or Smashmouth blaring over everything, my brain automatically classifies your movie as pure shit. Sorry, Disney.
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
Twitter Post
Looks like I drunkenly bid on and won a rare Japanese vinyl copy of KISS’s 1992 album, “Revenge”, last night. Bonus — it’s signed! Huzzah!
Jun 28th
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Listentsexrex: Jackson 5 - I Want You Back For...
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
Things I Learned Tonight
Drinking an extra dirty Tanqueray Martini makes you one of the fancy folk Nobody except me knows every word, every little bit of Michael Jackson’s “I Want You Back” I like being around positive, like-minded people as opposed to cynical losers I learned from Heather that it’s ok that I be an asshole
Jun 26th
mademoiselle-holly asked: Hear you're from Lake Jackson, too. Small world!
Jun 26th
marjoree asked: http://www.photodump.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/15823_5402.gif

Have you seen? It grossed me out but I thought it might interest you.
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
brooklyn-to-austin: OMG! The 15 year-old girl inside of me is weeping. Tonight I’m headed to the Alamo Drafthouse theater with Tina for the Justin Timberlake Sing-Along! Even if the show sucks at least they serve you dinner. Dinner where all of the entrees are named after famous movies. (so cute. I know, right?) Clearly I will be getting the “$5 Shake,” Amos and Andy, a la...
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
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Listen Michael Jackson - Sunset Driver Taken from...
Jun 25th
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I love getting onto Facebook and seeing 30 different people wish me a Happy Birthday. It actually creates the illusion that I’m well liked.
Jun 24th
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Response to Guy Forsyth Song
angelspukeinyourbrain: Hoarr: do I have a Guy Forsyth story for you! Also this is one of his best songs. I’m all ears (alternatively, email at bsbarrera at gmail.com).
Jun 24th
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ListenGuy Forsyth - When It All Comes Down My favorite...
Jun 24th
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ListenSteve Poltz - Killin’ Myself (To Be With...
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Best Spam Headline Email Ever
“Watch Two Whores Suck Penis Coladas”
Jun 23rd
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“Just call ‘em PortuGOAL” — I swear, I always see something in the Austin American Statesman that makes me regret paying a dollar for it.
Jun 22nd
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Listenjmarie3: Barry White (rip)—You’re My First, My...
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Listen Ryan Shaw - I’ll Be Satisfied One of the...
Jun 21st
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
Sold my tickets for Passion Pit tonight for a preeetty penny. Liked them at Bonnaroo, but would rather use the money on hooch instead.
Jun 19th
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In Honor of Toy Story 3, My Wall-E Story →
Click through to read my poorly written tale of when I cried like a little baby man while watching Wall-E on pills.
Jun 18th