June 2010
Anonymous asked: Fuck that acoustic bullshit. Post more Samhain.
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Fuck Words
This is now a music blog.
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I Drank Like A Chick Last Night
I don’t mean that I was drinking fish bowl glasses full of fruity alcoholic drinks, I mean that I was never actually responsible for buying my own beer/shots. I always had someone doing it for me which means that I completely f’d up and am currently paying for it right now.
I never get hangovers, but this one…this one is a doozy. I’m popping some pills and getting back...
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FECK!
Plans fell through for the night. Time to hit up the old favorites instead.
misterpeace asked: Regarding Louis CK: Hell, yes. The peanut butter bit and all of it is priceless. Louis CK is the rarest thing in the world: A comedian who became MORE funny AFTER he had kids. Usually, it's the opposite: once you have babies, you stop writing witty, cutting material and just start doing bland, inoffensive jokes about being late for daycare and watching PBS and diapers, diapers, diapers. ...
misterpeace asked: I don't know why this stuck in my head but I somehow recall that you like Louis CK. (And who the hell doesn't?) Do you remember the bit where Louis was told to "suck a bag of dicks" and he's perplexed at what the exact, literal meaning of such a phrase could possibly be? Is it a bag full of dicks which is to be sucked all at once and, if so, how does one go about this?...
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Bro icing has arrived at CNN →
jenmcnasty:
I had no idea this was such a big thing in the country!
Uggggh.
With the help of his frat brothers, the business major spread the word around campus and created brosicingbros.com to host pictures. “A bro is a college-age person,” he says. “They like to hang out. A lot of them drink beer and wear backwards baseball caps. A lot of them drive SUVs and listen to...
I don’t care what anyone says, Lara Spencer from The Insider is ungodly hot.
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mar-see-ah asked: Barrio in Park Slope is the place with $17 unlimited sangria and quesadillas on Wednesday night. SO AMAZING. IT'S LIKE HEAVEN.
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Backside melts into the sofa My world, my tv, and my food Besides listening to my belly gurgle Ain’t much else to do Yeah — I sweat a lot Pants fall down every time I bend over My feet itch Yeah — I married a scarecrow Would anyone tell me if I was gettin’ stupider?
thismightsuck asked: did you watch glee? tonight was the episode where they sang kiss.
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Somethings Brought To My Attention
A series of random things said to me recently from three different sources:
“You don’t ever post pictures of yourself.”
Actually, I do (but it’s very rare). Scroll to the bottom and type in “GPOYW” in the search bar or click on the ABOUT ME tab to see a handful of photos of my ug-mug.
“You never post. You should post more during the prime time and...
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Can't Sleep
Clown will eat me.
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The only thing that we have to drink at my place is beer…why must life be so hard? #drinkey drunkey weekend
danielholter:
So good, love these guys. I’m glad they’re getting more and more attention lately… I think their placement on the True Blood soundtrack helped. One of my dearest and oldest friends Mark is their bass player… thrilled for him.
I was suggested them by a friend of mine while we were sitting around shooting the shit and listening to Bob Log III. Something...