April 2010
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The Coke stealing mutant from earlier has moved onto taking two Dr. Peppers to his car at a time. Are soda waters that expensive nowadays?
Also, did my “Are soda waters…” line read as country as it sounded in my head when I typed it?
At work, I’m watching this one guy hoard leftover Cokes from last night’s employee cookout. So far, he’s taken eight of them out to his car.
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jenmcnasty asked: OMG. I was born and raised in Lake Jackon. I lived there until I was 18 and my parents still live there so I go back every once and a while to visit. Did you go to B-wood? If so, what year did you graduate? What a small world...
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katie-mac asked: What are 5 random facts about you? (If you want to tell me about your daddy, you can.)
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Gaawwwd
French Loaf Pizza
That is all.
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Fuck work. I’m going home to watch Arrested Development.
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Silver Hairs
In my sideburns AND beard!?
What is this fuckery?!
Anonymous asked: How fat are you?
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KFC's Double Down Tastetacular!
Behold — the glory that is two fried chicken breasts, two slices Monterey Jack cheese, two slices of bacon, and a helpful squirt of Colonel’s Sauce.
While others have voiced their reactions of disgust, I’ve openly applauded KFC for their bravery and courage to venture into unheard of territories. You see, I’m all for the further fattening of America through horrible and...
15 Worst Burgers in America →
I love reading these types of lists and appreciate the fact that every entry has an alternate “healthier” option to go with.
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Looking for volunteers for Thursday’s ACL taping of Roky Erickson and Okkervil River. Email kcates@kut.org if you can help.
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Taken from an Email
From [REDACTED]:
Last week, I was trying to fall asleep (I have a terrible time sleeping), and all of a sudden though “Hoarr hasn’t posted a Sunday night dinner post in a while, or if he has I’ve missed it”, then thought that if I told you that you’d think I’m nuts, or more nuts than you already think I am!!!!
Haha! Beautiful.
I had made an attempt to do...