October 2009
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September 2009
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Queens of the Stone Age - Sick Sick Sick
The only...
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Crap!
I woke up this morning with a slight heaviness in my chest and a voice that Harvey Fierstein himself would go, “Oh my gahd, you sound TERRIBLE!”.
I’m going to Journey tonight. I wanted my voice to be perfect so I could sing like Steve Perry, not Steve Perry’s third cousin who fronts a Journey death metal band (that would totally be sick, though). Ugh!
In Event of Moon Disaster →
“Presidential speech writer William Safire wrote a memo to White House Chief of Staff H. R. Haldeman suggesting how the administration might react if Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were stranded on the moon. The memo contained a draft speech intended to be read by President Richard Nixon.”
An incredible read especially when you consider the fact that the moon...
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Bob Log III - Manipulate Your Figments
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My Favorite Thing to Do a Day After Being Shitty...
Checking my phone’s text messages and having a laugh over what I sent out. I’m not one of those people who forget everything after heavy drinking, but I do enjoy reminding myself of my drunken stupidity the day after. Not only did I propose to a friend (and suggest that we move into a trailer together where she can feed me Hot Pockets), but also threatened to “pile drive her...
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Oh, Lamb of God
You put on a good metal show. The songs from the new album completely went over, and the crowd was completely in the palm of your hand. However, how did it feel to hear the chants of “GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR!” in between three of your songs?
Say what you want about the large population of hipsters in Austin, the people at the show weren’t satisfied with the hour and ten minutes...
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gunstreetgirl:
etralos:lickystickypickyme:
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GWAR - Metal Metal Land
From’s GWAR’s...
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Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
For your dancing...
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BTW
Thank you to Maria from This Might Suck (see post below). You helped me a lot with your superior coding skills and helped make this page finally get to where I needed it to be.
Thanks, girlie. I hope that you survive the wisdom teeth experience better than I did.
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thismightsuck:
acting like a big baby wahh wahh icing up my face so it doesn’t swell.
actually, i’m not acting like a big baby. i feel fine today. apparently its tomorrow and sunday i should be scared about.
Wisdom teeth removed, eh? I got all four of mine taken out in 2001, and it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.
I was never put under but was given several shots of...
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Mötley Crüe - Misunderstood
Taken from their...
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Awwwwwwwwww, SHIT
I hope you people realize that I don’t take myself, my online personality, or my Tumblrarity seriously at all. You’re not going to be seeing a Hoarr Across America tour (check my page to see if I’m coming to your town next!) where I try to meetup with all the Tumblrs that I can nor do I really give two shits about the Karps, Allisons, and whoever on this site.
Regardless, this...
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Blog-ebrity.
Response to Paul Stanley Picture
lateniteriser:
they are playing on Halloween again this year and guess who will be working the show???? ME!
That’s pretty nifty. I read a post you did earlier about working with them this year. Catering, right??
I still need to repaint my Alive! boots and fix a tear in the Love Gun ones so that I can have two costumes for this year. With the Voodoo Experience added, I’ll probably...
Weezer - Across The Sea
From Pinkerton, which is...
Michael Bay's Film Crew Bitchslaps Megan Fox →
captaincook:
This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn...
The Ballad Of Tumblr Crushes.
pmbruce:
The Daily What and Dose of Dylan may not be real people,
But they’re the two who top my list (my tumblr church’s steeple)
Coming next: AttackAttack! who’s posts are always great,
If tumblr was like myspace, she’d be in my “Top 8”
Hoarr and Dan Hacker, well, they’re nerdy just like me,
They’re good for all my comic stuff and one talks about “Glee”!
My Brandy Alexander, well her...
Cheap Trick - The Beatles Medley Song (Golden...
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The Dudes of Wrath - Shocker
The main theme of...