July 2009
June 2009
i hate this place
(via kittybex)
Nothing works here! The medications don’t work! I’ve been here for seven years! I hate this place! Nothing works here!! The medications don’t work!! I’ve been here for seven years!! I HATE THIS PLACE!!! NOTHING WORKS HERE!!! THE MEDICATIONS DON’T WORK!!! I’VE BEEN HERE FOR SEVEN YEARS!!!
Austin’s 93.7 KLBJ FM’s morning...
Why can't lobsters share?
afghanibanani:
Because they’re shellfish.
My brain’s response.
'I'm better off dead. I'm done': Michael Jackson's... →
An interesting article by Ian Halperin, an investigative journalist and author of the upcoming July 2009 release, Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson. Halperin spent the last six years investigating the “King of Pop” and defends the book’s release and title by stating, “I timed it because I knew around this time he was a candidate to die. I’m being totally...
Last Hoarr note of the day: The day we met.
afghanibanani:
I walked into the club at which we were supposed to meet. Mid-afternoon, SXSW, fresh from a Jason Isbell show… and he and his friend Joe were playing pool on 7th. He knew I was en route, but instead of pulling one of those “I’m going to call him and let him verbally direct me,” I decided to see if I could spot him myself.
I walked around, I didn’t see at first… but then found...
Butch Walker - Bethamphetamine (Pretty Pretty)
Totally in a Butch Walker mood.
It's Times Like This
Where I wish that I had cable television. I want to be able to stay home all day today and stay glued to the news channels to watch everyone’s reactions to Michael Jackson’s death. I know that Jermaine and Tito will have something to say, but I’ve always like it when the media tracks down people who may have merely been in the same room as the “King of Pop”...
Happy Birthday Hoarr!
doodleology:
I hope it’s a good one!!! :)
You and me both, sistah.
Quarter Century Boy!
I wanna be your toy!!
I turn twenty-five years old today. While this is a major cause for celebration, I start the day off feeling like my body is eighty-eight percent mucus. I’ve got so many used tissues from this morning scattered about my computer desk, that you’d think that I spent every waking second today furiously masturbating.
Time to clean this place up and go to work.
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Latvian firm accepts souls as guarantee for... →
natface:
I need to go finish reading Gogol’s Dead Souls after this.
I hope that people realize that when Doctor Doom collects on this, he collects his payments in full.