May 2009
Christ!
I just clicked on someone’s Tumblr and scanned the stranger’s page for a bit. I don’t know if was because of the egotistical, machismo bullshit he used to describe himself or if it was the numerous GPOYW of chicks he reblogged in a row, but I felt dirty.
Creepsters. They blog amongst us.
April 2009
1 tag
Ahahahahaha!
Faux-hawk.
I hate everyone who lives in Austin right now.
breannajai:
Okay, maybe not hate… just am very jealous of.
Bonnaroo AND ACL this year for me?? Life is wonderful.
Fun Dreams for a Monday
Last night, I had a dream where I was laid off from my job of four years and had to go through Austin to search for my new profession. I kept getting denied by everyone I initally talked to, but I ended up finding work as a burger flipper for McDonald’s.
The worst part about this dream is that this wasn’t a good McDonald’s either, but one that’s located at the entrance...
No Hoarr Sunday Night Dinner Post
My roomies are out for the night and there’s no one here to cook for. Good deal all around though as I’ll probably end up having a bowl of Crispix® and finish up reading Chuck Klosterman’s IV.
So to those who care, I is sorry. I’ll make up for it next weekend.
Nazi-UFOs?
tristanjay7:
Someone on History Channel just claimed that the Germans lost WW2 because they didn’t have weaponized flying saucers. This fucking channel…
Are you saying that if they did have weaponized flying saucers then they still would have lost? I call bullshit or, in this case, schwachsinn!
Damn Yankees - High Enough
This is how I choose to spend my Saturdays. So, I ask you Tumblr…can you take me high enough, to fly me over (fly me over) yesterday?
And yes, that is the Nuge on geetar.
Snarky Snark Snark Snark!
Snark snark snark snark. Snark, snarky snarky snark.
/hating the internet, currently
Response from Roth Pic
whereabout:
hoarr:
It didn’t make that much sense why there was a hype surrounding this clown. These guys were a dime-a-dozen whenever Em hit it big, so it’s kinda weird to see that this shit is still trying to get over in 2009.
… There was hype? Expectations?
From who?
The Internet but specifically several online forums. He’s a myspace guy that hit it big and his company has been...
Playboy.com Journalist Bets He Can Endure 15 Seconds of Waterboarding
Nothing’s so bad that you can’t do 15 seconds of it.