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2009: Year Of The Tumblr

2009 was a strange year for me with some of the most unexpected twists and turns that I’ve ever had to deal with. First off, it was the year where I came into realization that the Internet wasn’t such a bad thing after all, and I actually used it to meet numerous interesting characters throughout Austin. Before, I mostly used Tumblr to unwind after work, but to actually use it to...

Jan 1st

The Raspberries - Ecstasy I’m Robi-trippin...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Robitussin Dreams II: The Quickening (Starring...

Last night, I dreamt that a nuclear bomb exploded and vaporized everyone in Austin except me. I ended up being stuck at my workplace as I couldn’t leave due to to the massive amount radiation outside the flimsy glass doors (how the building miraculously survived is anyone’s guess). There were three coworkers who were were still alive inside the building, but for whatever reasons,...

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

@HOARR

itsalrightma: let me know if you wanna contribute to KISSARMY. man, you can be an administrator too. i liked the design on your original one. Shoot me an email and invite: miggo_zero@yahoo.com

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

Holiday Overeating Blues (Not To Be Confused With...

I don’t think that there’s a living soul out there who isn’t currently feeling the pain of a gluttonous Christmas holiday. As a matter of fact, I know this to be true as I watched an entire box of Krispy Kreme donuts sit untouched at work today. Usually the cubicle cows in my office suck those things down immediately whenever they arrive around 10 am every Monday morn. ...

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

The Misfits - This Magic Moment (The Drifters...

Dec 28th

Response to Pizza Picture

digitaldelights: Man, i need to have you over for pizza night at our house. Just ask Misfit, pizza dough made from scratch is MUCH better. There’s a kick ass peanut sauce we make for this thai pizza that I think you’d love Sounds good, boyo. Next week is workplace hell, but I should be free anytime in the new year. I think Misfit has my number already.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Last Night With The Family

“Remember this?” My mom asks me this question after bursting into the room wearing a faded canary yellow, over-sized sweatshirt. I can only assume that this article of clothing is what her question is referring to. “Um…not really”, I respond. “Well, you SHOULD! It was a Christmas gift to you. Ashley Does Dallas’s daddy gave it to you years ago. You...

Dec 27th

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"Coin operated self-destruct? Not one of my...

Sitting here with the family out in the country, gulping down cheap wine from the local Wal-Mart, watching a Spongebob Squarepants marathon, and cooking Italian sausage and pepperoni pizzas from scratch. Probably the best way to end this holiday weekend for me — drunk.

Dec 27th

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Shakin’ Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone I...

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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glamrock: Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas...

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

Kitty Gordon - Somebody Beautiful Austin’s...

Dec 24th

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I Feel Like This Admission Is Necessary

I like the Village People and probably know more about the group than your average twenty-five year old Hispanic male. The following three posts should cement this fact as true. Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C I’m weird, but then again y’all knew that already.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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This just in.

bmichael: Twenty two year old Brian taunts twenty six year old Brian. The latter’s head esploded this morning from too much drink last night. Eighty seven year old Brian shakes his fist at both of them. More at eleven. Twenty five year old Bryan is amused by this all.

Dec 24th

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lessons

kittybex: i’m really glad i waited to do the rest of my x-mas shopping TOMORROW. yes, x-mas eve. be aware of me, people. i will hurt you if you get in my way. you would think after doing this shit every single year, that i would learn. but i don’t. that is how most things are in my life. Doing this shit too. I wish I did my shopping earlier as well, because I wanted to get the strippers from...

Dec 24th