October 2009
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Texting Fun
gompr:
onemoretimewithfeeling:
What I meant to text:
Haha
What my phone autocorrected it to:
Hats
I think hats might just be my new haha.
hatshatshats
I read that as hats-that-shats.
My imagination created a vulgar, disturbing scenario starring Ron Weasley and the Sorting Hat.
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Born Under A Bad Sign
I get to work hella early to get everything in order for having the weekend off. I left orders and tasks for people to complete in my absence, finished paperwork, put everything in place where it needs to be at; f’n perfect. I get into my car, drive 10 feet in the parking lot, and smoke starts to billow out of the engine. I was raised Catholic, so the first thing I think is, “Yea, I...
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Best Burger In Austin Debate: It's On!
ohthehumanity:
“So you’ll get a kick out of this, or you’ll hate me. I couldn’t make dinner on Monday because the attorneys, all from Austin, got in an argument about where the best burgers and best cupcakes were in our fair capital.” -Text received from BaronVonCrunk
Turns out they decided on Hut’s for burgers and Sugar Momma’s for Cupcakes.
Agree or Disagree?
I don’t care...
I really want to go down and throw in my laundry,...
(via marseeah)
Out of context, this post makes you look like a maniac who’s uncomfortable with her madness.
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Pet Peeve Of The Day: People At Work Who Fit In...
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Wow
I just came upstairs after spending the last hour and a half bitching about all the continuity fuckups in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Silverfox and White Queen are sisters!?! WTF!!), only to be reminded by my bathroom mirror that I wore my X-Men shirt today.
I’m sure that if this admission doesn’t just melt the panties right off of my female readers, perhaps my retainer and Clearasil...
Slight lack of posts today because I'm now 100%...
neonsigh:
Possibly more details later, erm…
Possibly? Fill us in, so we can all be appropriately creeped out for Halloween.
The Lord Loves A Working Man
Due to a raise and massive bonus I received, I will now be spending Halloween night in New Orleans at the Voodoo Experience Festival! KISS! Jane’s Addiction!! George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic!!!
I’m only going on Saturday, but I’m heavily considering buying three-day passes for me and my lil bro. Seeing Justice live would be insane plus I’ve never seen...
There's Nothing Better...
than taking what was supposed to be a two hour nap, and then waking up in the middle of an ongoing party at your place, eight hours later.
Turns out the KISSy KISSes (or as suggested, Dr. Love’s Sweet and Salty KISSes) were a hit.
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The first thing someone who called my office asked...
seagull:
“Now, are you a Christian?”
“Sir, that’s really none of your business.”
He then went on to say, “I’m not a racist by any means but…. our country would be a whole lot better if we were all white and Christian.”
Sometimes I weep for my state.
I love it whenever someone prefaces an obviously offensive statement with a claim that they’re anything but a bigot. I’m with you...
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Riverboat Gambler's Guitarist Injured; Looking for...
seagull | iaminlikewithmybike | helpian:
Hello all,
It’s definitely been a trying few days. On the night of Saturday October 17th, while riding his bike home, a car hit Ian Mcdougall, guitarist of our band Riverboat Gamblers. He sustained some pretty heavy injuries including a broken hip, a broken wrist and hemmoraging under the skull along with many lacerations, torn ligaments, bruises...
Interesting Data
This morning, I posted the picture of the Windows 7 Japanese Whopper with the ungodly amount of meat patties. Thirty minutes later, This Is Why You’re Fat posted the exact same picture along with the story from Gawker. Now, I’m not claiming exclusivity over this picture (that’d be beyond ridiculous), but when I saw the TISYF post I went, “Hey, man! I just, like, posted...