January 2009
Fake video game playing
cranny:
I think it’s funny when people play video games in movies or TV. They usually mash the buttons and flail the controller about. Mario Bros doesn’t require that kind of spastic energy.
Having said that, perhaps it is a good strategy. I once convinced my sister to play a game of Street Fighter with me and she ended up button mashing her way up to a victory.
I love it when a show uses PS3...
FEEEEEVER
mrgaddess:
I has one
D;
Is the only prescription more cowbell? You know, like that Walken SNL skit? You know…the one with Will Ferr-hey, where are you going??
December 2008
sometimes I search Tumblr for my name to see if...
jaimeleighfairbrother:
And then I search for whore. For the same reason.
I do the same thing only it takes one search for me.
Funny.
There's a SWAT standoff going on at Slaughter Lane...
kristyagogo:
wtf?!?!
Sweet! Where are my keys? I’m five minutes away!
A Question for Tumblrs - Part 2
nillawafer:
Ahaha, Okay, so I’m not alone in this..granted I get those feelings from Grand Theft Auto (I have yet to experience Saint’s Row)…Minus the first part, of course.. I have a wicked obsession to drive around on a harley and take out hookers with a silencer.
So to answer your question; you can get a motorcycle license by picking up a handbook from your local DMV. Read the handbook and...
Behold, my new awesome ringtone! I like to thank...
A Question for Tumblrs
Lately, I’ve been playing this game for my 360 called Saint’s Row 2. It’s an open-ended, Grand Theft Auto type that allows your character to freely roam the city and engage in whatever carnage and maniacal acts that pleases his fancy. My question is, why are these games so fun to me? Is it because :
Sometime in my life, my brain was secretly switched out with that a...
I watched Seven Pounds last night
natface:
stupidinboston:
Easily one of the best movies I have seen in a long time. And, yes, I bawled my eyes out like a little baby through parts of this movie. If you do not do the same, I will challenge the existence of your heart.
When you say heart, I have ten kinds of difficulty not giving away the end of the movie. Which sucks.
This movie was unrelentingly terrible. I cry at every...
The Epoxies - Wind Me Up
Another one from the new...
Note to Self - Part 2
joshuawoulf:
hoarr, I just wanna say you are one of my favorite tumblr peoples. You never do emo stupid stuff, your blogs give me “the lulz”, and I don’t have to sift through ten pages of scene/indy bunk to find a meaningful post. Never change, buddy. Never change.
That’s because this is my alternate Tumblr.
I have another one that’s a little more personal. When I’m on...
Note to Self
Every text, every AIM conversation, every email, and every Gmail chat with a Tumblr person could wind up being posted. You probably should stop throwing around terms like “vag” and “cooter” so damn often.
Also, buy milk.
Excerpt from a Chat Between Two Tumblrs
AfghaniBanani: I think I'm the only girl on Tumblr who doesn't get more followers from pictures
Hoarr: That's because you don't show off enough vag.Throw one up there. See what happens.
I guarantee you'd hit 1000 in a day.
AfghaniBanani: I think that's a good way to LOSE 300 followers
Hoarr: Yea...I guess. You're much smarter than me at these things.
AfghaniBanani: Maybe I will link my youporn video though
Hoarr: Sweet! Do it! Do it!
AfghaniBanani: hahahah
Hoarr: Is that the one where the chick is on her back shooting peeled bananas outta her cooter?
I thought she looked familiar.
AfghaniBanani: dammit, is there no mystery left in romance anymore?
Hoarr: Nope. The internet has brutally gang raped romance, pissed in its mouth, and then had forty Asian guys bukkake on it's barely conscious head.
My apologies for not using the correct verb form for bukkake.
Question - Part 2
thedvsangel:
who needs purple? use your kiss wig…pin it in an updo with a kercheif…and cut the butt out of your jeans…throw on some high heels and your gold. oh…and write slave on your face.
Hmm. I’m going to say no to that idea, but thanks anyways.
Question
taramarie
what do people do in Austin for new years?
The Scoot Inn has a Prince night that seems interesting, but I don’t think I can get a purple suit in time. That’s the only thing that caught my eye.
saintnate:
iammiki:
Currently stuck in my head: the theme song to Nickelodeon’s Doug. “Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.”
Are any of you hip tumblrs old enough to remember Doug?
Yes. However, last night I had the theme song to Clarissa Explains It All stuck on my mind grapes:
Na na na-na. N-na na na na na. Na na...
The Advantage - Mega Man II Stage Select + Metal...
Goddammit!
I just finished the first disc of the Flight of the Conchords DVD and now my brother and I have been singing like David Bowie for the past hour. Worst part, it doesn’t look like this outrageous behavior will be ending anytime soon.
/ooh yeah, man
lemonwater:
To all the honeys gettin’ money playin’ niggas like dummies.
I read that as : ”To all the honeys gettin’ money, playin’ fellas like dummies.” Just another sign that I was completely obsessed with hip-hop videos played on MTV from 1996-2000. I know those clean lyrics better than the real ones.
The Epoxies - You Kill Me
New Wave/Pop Punk...
afghanistanbananastand:
I’ll Feel A Whole Lot...
Easystar All-Stars - Paranoid Android
Taken from...
lemonwater:
Talking Heads - Girlfriend Is...
Old men don't think before they speak either...
afghanistanbananastand:
This really old dude, around 70 something, started a conversation with me today… I’m pretty sure he’s the kind of person that talks everyone’s ear off… and it was rather nauseating.
First he started telling me this story about the time he was training at a Walgreens store and his boss yelled at him for forgetting his special “trainee” vest. He prefaced the story by...