December 2008
Police seize frying pans in homicide probe →
tristanjay7:
up-schist-creek:
Prosecutors claim a cast-iron-clad case, defending attourney says the charges will non-stick.
Commentators expect the defendant to wok.
I wonder if the man will confess after the police grill him on the matter.
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November 2008
Har Mar Superstar - Cut Me Up
Pleasure pain,...
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No, this is what happened to the nice guys.
saintnate:
I stumbled upon a post regarding the question: What happened to all the nice guys? While it had some good points, it placed a lot of blame on the women. I think us so-called nice guys are just as much to blame. Let me explain.
What happened to all the nice guys? We happened.
We were too available, too open to that girl’s every call. We never drew boundaries. We never spoke up when...
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Question of the day
afghanistanbananastand:
natface:
jgh:
What guilty pleasure are you most unabashed about?
I’ll start: Wal-Mart. Love Wal-Mart.
American Idol.
Paramore
Village People or Bee Gees. I love the seventies, and make no qualms about mentioning the fact that I not only have these two bands on my iPod, but listen to them constantly.
WatchPrince - BatDance
Sorry, sufjanssteven. The audio doesn’t do this song justice.
I went to a Prince singalong here in Austin with a couple of people, and even though the whole place was packed, NO ONE was singing this one. We all simultaneous sat down and watched in confused bewilderment.
The Dickies - I’m a Chollo
I’m a...
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afghanistanbananastand | counterforce |...
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“Sometimes it seems like Axl believes every single Guns N’ Roses song needs...”
– Chuck Klosterman reviewing Axl Rose’s opus - Chinese Democracy.
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Watch(short excerpt from Kitchen Nightmares)
That’s it! I’m never eating out again!
Once upon a time at the young age of eighteen, I was a assistant manager for a semi-popular restaurant called Tortuga’s Mexican Cantina. I held that job for two years and even though I was a bit corrupt (seriously? You’re going to ask an eighteen year old keep track of your full bar? Ha!),...
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Kanye West - Throw Some (Cousin Cole Remix)
Taken...
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Woman
Insidethebox: I've started drinking manhattans now
sufjanssteven: Kim Cattrall over here
Hoarr: Ahaha!
Afghanistanbananastand: HAHAHAH
Hoarr: It's served in a red heel!
Insidethebox: it's bourbon you asshole!
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That's right. I mock your drink of choice!
afghanistanbananastand:
Two Times- The Blakes
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Watchthedvsangel:
hoarr:
Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam - I Wonder If I Take You Home
The last song that I was listening to during my 80’s Sing-Along/Don’t Let the Tryptophan Take Ahold car ride back home. Musicologists will notice the chorus was later ripped off reworked for a Black Eyed Peas single.
you fucking rock….i paid homage to you last night, channeling prince…belting out raspberry beret,...
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WatchFor afghanistanbananastand who posted :
This just in: C+C Music Factory feels the need to have their youtube embedding disabled.
I present C&C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat which always, ALWAYS makes me think of THIS.
WatchLisa Lisa and the Cult Jam - I Wonder If I Take You Home
The last song that I was listening to during my 80’s Sing-Along/Don’t Let the Tryptophan Take Ahold car ride back home. Musicologists will notice the chorus was later ripped off reworked for a Black Eyed Peas single.
Turkey Talk with Uncle Joe
Iron Man. That was a good movie. Didn’t care too much for that green Hulk fella.
Back in the day, you would go to the corner store and buy a bag of peanuts and they would give you a RC Cola to go along with it. Yes sir, then you’d put the peanuts into the soda. That’s just what you did. Don’t let them…don’t let them catch you with peanuts in your Coke.
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The Dickies - Fan Mail
I’ve been listening...
Holy Crap!
Everyone is half-naked for SNPT! What the hell has the world come to?! Is this a weekly thing? Do I have time to do some crunches for next week?
Does this mean we can have a Vagg and Peen Fridays next??
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WALL-E, You Robotic Asshole
*WALL-E Spoilers Below!!!*
A couple of months ago, I had went out and got wasted in downtown Austin and somehow ended up spraining my left foot (original post here). The following morning, the doctor checked me out and gave me a large prescription of Vicodin to use however I see fit. Normally, I would of just went home and slept the pain off, but my room-mate was having a bridal shower for...
