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thedailywhat:

ICWUDT of the Day: You are now thinking of a street name to write down the next time you’re filling out a form.

[reddit.]

Yes.

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Every week, the guys of the KGBcast put tons of trust in me. We record our files separate and it’s my job to piece together the pieces and edit it all. Kurtis and Gavin depend on me to create the most entertaining podcast that I possibly can, and I’ve never let them down in the past thirty-six weeks of doing the show.

However, this is a clear infraction of that trust that they’ve given me — here’s Kurtis singing Toto Coelo’s “I Eat Cannibals”.

(Source: kgbcast)

One of my favorite photos of Paul.

(Source: kisssongsexplained)

idrawnintendo:

This is the first Zelda comic that I’ve actually drawn by hand, so I was a little apprehensive about posting it. I’ve been enjoying taking a little more time and drawing comics the old fashioned way recently.

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robtimusalanhintonian:

HE HIT HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

BAH GAAWD KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!

DAMN YOU, BART! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!

(Source: afterthedeluge, via droptoehold)

operationfailure asked: NOOOOOOOOOO! That means they got rid of the rotating blade machine? My uncle helped build that back in the day!

The producers felt that the rotating blade machine was a bit too cruel for the people that clean the machine.

Picking out picked apart puppy parts isn’t fun at all.

operationfailure:

Puppy Bowl Behind The Scenes: Kitten Halftime Show

Little known fact: the losing team is dumped into an incinerator immediately after the game.

how-to-kiss-distinctly-american asked: Are you Yeeees!ing to A) Follow the crowd B) bc you'll be east in March or C) have moved to NY. It better be A because if you moved and didn't tell me nor asked to hang out, seriously what the fuck?

A.

I am still in Austin and don’t see myself in New York City anytime soon.

WWE’s Mick Foley to Appear Tomorrow Night on ABC’s Celebrity Wife Swap

Looks like Mama Foley’s Baby Boy is gonna be swapping wives with that underwear model from General Hospital! I’m sure the show will be entertaining, but the real gold comes from the ABC website where Mick’s wife Colette has this to say about her wrestler husband:

“Mick will go down in history as the world’s most thrifty and bling-less person in and out of the ring and never was one for the fast lane! What you see is NOT what you get. When I met him, it was the end of my successful modeling career in New York City and he was this rumpled, unkempt guy without a fashion care in the world. As a matter of fact, he still is that same guy today.

People take one look at him with his face mostly covered in hair, missing teeth, wrinkled T-shirt, incorrectly buttoned shirt and sweatpants and run in the other direction. But after just a couple of sentences out of Mick’s mouth, they’re pleasantly surprised by how kind, intelligent, charming, funny, and peaceful he actually is. He often jokes that his whole life has been about exceeding people’s low expectations of him”

Let’s face it — there’s nothing else happening on Tuesday nights, might as well sit back and watch the Foley family cause some ruckus for poor Mrs. Antonio Sabato Jr.

Bang, Bang!

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Life is never simple, is it?